That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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