yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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