He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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