Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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