I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
My dad is sitting where you rode me
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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