You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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