What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize