i would punch a child for taco bell
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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