Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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