didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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