You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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