Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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