My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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