I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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