He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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