I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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