my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
please come you make the beer taste better
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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