so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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