Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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