So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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