i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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