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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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