i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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