Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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