So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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