This dress was meant to end up on your floor
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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