Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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