She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
