i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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