Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
