I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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