I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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