nut hugger
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
