I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
