I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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