ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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