508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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