hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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