I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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