I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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