worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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