Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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