i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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