So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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