Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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