Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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