I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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