I love black thongs
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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