What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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