ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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