sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky