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(916): View more from California

i think i have herpe

(1-916): View more from California

just one?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...

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(516): View more from New York

i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times

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(810): View more from Michigan

i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.

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I'm so proud, I have tears

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(586): View more from Michigan

im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS

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