her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
