if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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