I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
