Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
