she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.