I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.