Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?