I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.