Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Randomize
