I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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